YOU BLASPHEMER. YOU'RE GOING ON THE LIST.

Hey, seeing as you're a disembodied penis and all, I wanted to ask you: are you lonely and wandering the streets at night?

A friend invented a drink she calls "Unicorn Period," - vanilla vodka and Chambord. Drink up!

While I agree that most flavored vodka is disgusting, a few years ago I had toasted almond absolut and it was amazingly good.

Thank jeebus because it was starting to get out of hand there. Flavors that should never enter a liquor were popping up, although I do have to admit that it was fun to speculate what would crop up next from our friends at Burnett's and Pinnacle. Triple meat lasagna vodka? Gym socks and pool chlorine gin?

They'll have to pry my whipped cream flavored vodka out of my cold, dead hands. That stuff with orange juice = creamsicle = happiness.

I totally read that as " he gets so much shit for giraffes..." and got an unexpected tingle.

I keep wondering why you only see Ariana Grande from one angle. Seriously, every single picture is that angle above (and same facial expression, which always looks terrified to me). Why? Is she a robot and you can see the latches on the right side of her face? Someone explain this!

I've always been more of a Dean fan... but something about soulless Sam really did it for me. I'm told I'm not alone.

Ooft, I'm JEWISH but when my Episcopalian husband wears a collar when he volunteers as a Eucharistic visitor (basically bringing communion to people in the hospital or can't leave their house) I can't keep my hands off him, doubly so if he wears a cassock too. Shame-movie-crush: Ewan MacGregor in The Davinci Code.

Just gonna drop this here while I try and figure out where my pants have mysteriously disappeared to.

that episode has been in my spank bank since it aired. I'd let a Winchester gank me any day *eyebrow wiggle*

Oh yes, I, too, have a Clark Gregg problem. Which makes me uncomfortable, because I want Coulson to be my life mentor/ uncle-type.

Are you.... an actual bear?

OH WAIT I HAVE AN MCU RELATED ONE

Not the weirdest (if the number of C/C tags on fanfic sites are any indication), but probably the most unexpected? And definitely the most...uh, focused on, lately.

"the smell of AXE BODY WASH because one staffer's ex used to wash with it DANGER DANGER DANGER AVOID;"

Really? Sam?

The fucking Winchester brothers.