Dear universe: Donald Trump is 69, take him, not awesome British entertainers.

Another solid role. Life? Don’t talk to me about life...

I just watched that movie this past weekend. The scene where one of the aliens, who is anamored with Rickman’s TV persona, is shot, and as he’s dying Rickman recites his famous line promising the kid he will be avenged. Oh the feels! I actually tear up at that scene.

And Galaxy Quest

It’s not that celebrities die in threes. Or bad things happen in threes.

KHAAAAAAAAAAN

Fuck that.

and b) this thing would do not one goddamn thing well

I’m jealous that your packages stay on your porch long enough for the delivery guy to piss on them.

If someone wants to watch me walk around naked, scratch my nuts, eat doritos, and fart, then they’re more than welcome to do it.

Coolest. Tanker trailer. Ever.

Cant fit between trees? Too heavy for any slippery mud? Too long to turn around? Gas sucking monstrosity? No break over angles? Crime and cop attracting? Impossible to fix at a dealer? Slow? Ungainly on any fun road?

It’s been done, but the Dobbertin Surface Orbiter looks cooler and is amphibious to boot.

dude, that’s where the 6 support vehicles come into play.

Playing BlOpIII last night with my brother, hit a lobby where the only guy positive on the other team went like 29-3. We still won, but we were clueless what happened cause we never saw the guy once.

“Detect and Disable an Airbnb’s Hidden Wi-Fi Cameras With This Script”

their apparently untrustworthy guests

This only works for Dropcam and Withings devices. Which is better than nothing, for sure, and they’re pretty common, but don’t feel totally safe just because you ran the script. It wouldn’t work on the Wansview I use.