The trees are laughing at the researchers,:

This pope gives two fucks about money.

To quote Clyde McPhatter from 1953, “Money, Honey!”

The bill.

One is a boxed rosary made of candy and the other one is a bas-relief icon of St. Francis made of white, dark and milk chocolate. I have it on good authority that St. Francis is delicious.

It looks like thin pieces of trees, stacked and bound together in some mystical manner. I don’t know what those are... Probably some ancient religious item.

Message from Steve Jobs from beyond the grave.

Samsung Tab.

It exist for the same reason that all conspiracy exists. First, it makes the theorist special. “I know something you don’t, because you are a moron and fell for the lies” This helps a lot of people develop a sense of self worth.

The biggest problem with this conspiracy theory, and many others as well, is that they’re missing a key aspect: why? Why is the entire world conspiring to hide the true shape of the planet. What is being gained? What could motivate such a wide-spanning allegiance of governments and scientists? Without a motive, you’ve…

The round earth is just a conspiracy made up by globe manufacturers!

Gotham is a low blow, I don’t get the hate. People are hating on it for not being Batman Begins in serial form, but it was never advertised as that. It is about the crazed inward spiral of the City of Gotham itself until it reaches the point where a madman dressed as a flying rodent who likes to punch clowns is seen…

Wait a second. Did you just say shit about Mummies Alive? Pre-Teen me wants me to tell you: You suck and I don’t like you.

Present me thinks that you’re correct though ...

I’m pretty sure I put “black panther” on my Christmas list after seeing this show.

YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH!

Lousy teenagers.

Honestly, I was sure the idea of a “Christian Superhero” was strictly something you saw in parodies, like in James Gunn’s “Super.”

I used to watch Turbo Teen and thought it was terrible. However, I couldn’t stop watching it. I compare it to The Mortal Instruments. I watched the movie, and enjoyed watching the movie, but would never, on my life, recommend it to anyone, unless I really hated that person. Because, yes, it is that bad.

Well, a swastika can also be a Tibetan lucky charm. But try explaining to your neighbors when they ask why you have one hanging on your wall.

DUDE...don’t steel the spotlight away from the story. Why would you even metal with this article...it’s clearly not worth the effort if you don’t have a steak in it. (I’m having ribeye Friday I think now...thx)