I know Emma Thompson is considered a great actor but every movie over the last few years she’s been in has been hot garbage. There are a few exceptions but she’s clearly in the Michael Caine/Anthony Hopkins part of her career where she just takes jobs that pay well and require as little effort as possible that all…

Remember how funny Colbert was back in the day? I think the last time he genuinely made me laugh was when he appeared on an episode of At Home w/ Amy Sedaris.

What’s a WiiU? 

Is this how Last of Us started?

Decided I was done with this show when they fired Orlando Jones.

How pissed do you think Kevin Sorbo was when it became very clear that Xena: Warrior Princess was a bigger deal than Hercules: The Legendary Journey?

The reason I stopped watching WWE was them doing propaganda for the KSA and Linda McMahon’s involvement with the Trump campaign and cabinet. WWE has always been a vile and reprehensible company in too many ways to go into but if you were a weirdo who liked pro wrestling they were the most easily accessible option you…

I hate that I know what pogchamp is and have enough of an opinion on the matter that I think this is a fun solution.

Helluva season finale for Trump. 

I didn’t realize how hugely popular The Office was considering rating wise it was never a huge hit just big enough to last 9 seasons. I liked the show well enough to see it through to the end but never had a desire to go back and revisit the series. Does it hold up? Not going to sign up for another streaming service…

Does The Late Show still do comedy?

I was hyped until I saw a streamer play this. The auto-runner gimmick seems implemented in the least fun way possible. 

Eric Clapton just wants a little person to crawl up his ass and control him like a Gundam.

I thought it was pretty impressive how it felt longer than The Irishman despite being an hour shorter. 

I was going to read it but Lee Tergesen shit on my copy. 

So this won’t change my mind that Shazam! and Birds of Prey are the only good Snyderverse DC movies? I thought the first Wonder Woman and Aquaman were fine but nothing I’d ever want to see again. I never bothered to watch Batman V Superman, Justice League, and Suicide Squad because of how much I outright despise Man…

I used to think Kristen Wiig was unfunny but seeing her in stuff outside of SNL and she’s hilarious. Anyway instead of SNL I re-watched Parasite for the first time since I saw it in theaters and it’s still amazing. One of the few times the Oscars got it right.

not a fan of slinging ‘tent?

Is that the one with the talking worm thing squirts feel good blue juice directly in to that dude’s brain in exchange for being fed human brains as an allegory for drug abuse? That movie was dope as fuck!

I feel like all this praise for The Good Place is some elaborate prank I’m not in on.