I just know in several years I’m going to pick this game up for like $20 or less. I’ll be like this isn’t too bad I wonder why people were so pissed off when it released. Totally forgetting all about what a total shit show this was at launch. I know because I did the same thing with Fallout: New Vegas and Skyrim.

Corrective Rape who is she the next Dennis Prager? 

Agree about Fiona Apple being #1 but no Wolf Parade?

Good game and the great part is that it worked at launch. 

Amazon was offering discounts for preordering on consoles. Plus for the most part The Witcher 3 on console worked at launch or with no worse bugs and jank than other AAA titles at launch. It’s one thing if you preorder a game and you hate it versus preordering a game at it being barely playable due to being a shoddy…

Got my ass a refund! I wasn’t delusional to expect PC quality and framerate on a base PS4 and I know most AAA open world RPGs have some jank and broken shit but this was just frankly unplayable once you got past the tutorial mission.

but at least now Wolverine can be in the Avengers right guys?

People keep saying how good Big Mouth but the art is so ugly and devoid of charm I can’t look at it.

Only 7 video games? Every other nu-metal song was about beating up your own dad.

So if someone tells a shitty joke we’re not supposed to tell them it was shitty? This isn’t a kindergartner trying to tell a knock knock joke that you pretend to laugh at so as not to hurt their feelings. This is a grown ass man who is paid to be a humorist and did a shit job at it. 

I liked Event Horizon and uh... nah Event Horizon is the only movie he made worth watching.

I miss fun conspiracy theories. Now it’s all racism and lethal misinformation.

Would I get the same effect of reading the book if I listen to Huey Lewis & The News while watching The Lost Boys also eating a ton of Nerds candy and spinning around my apartment until I vomit?

When they first announced this was going to be a literal JRPG I didn’t know what to think but it totally fits with Ichiban and the story they are trying to tell.

Brands are our only true friends 

Are you okay with Jenny McCarthy being allowed to be a judge on a prime time network show? I just think of all those dead kids who died of easily preventable diseases because their parents took medical advice from someone who has acted opposite of Larry the Cable Guy in something called Witless Protection. 

So I guess no GTA 6 or new game in the foreseeable future? I know GTA Online is insanely popular, hell I still play it from time to time, but I much prefer their single-player content.

Big reveal tonight was a list of all the children who died from easily preventable diseases because their parents listened to Jenny McCarthy.

Baby Yoda is constantly eating shit he shouldn’t. It’s a recurring gag on the show. I’m an idiot and I understood that. 

The Trillbillies podcast have done several episodes on why J.D. Vance is a piece of shit.