I just know that Spotify is going to recommend this shit show harder than they try recommending Last Podcast on the Left and Michelle Obama’s podcast. 

I think Hillary Swank should guest star on Season 3 of Cobra Kai since she is part of the Karate Kid canon. Certainly would be more entertaining than what you described as “West Wing in space”.

Still going to vote Biden because I live in a swing state and he’s technically better than Hillary who I swallowed my pride and voted for in 2016. I just wish the Biden campaign wouldn’t rub it in my face that I am settling for the lesser of two evils every chance they can. 

Sorry did you want a medal for not liking One Piece? I hate Bleach and Naruto but other people love it so I just go “not for me” and go on with my life. Imagine just picking up the third book and reading a random chapter of the Dark Tower series or Game of Thrones or Dune or whatever fantasy series and just shitting…

but can you shoot Reagan?

So it wasn’t a series based on the classic horror movie Society?

It truly is a “Whoever Wins We Lose” situation. 

Knowing what we know now about charter schools I bet watching Waiting for “Superman” is hilarious.

Am I the only one who thinks this is really fucking lame? Not Pokemon Go to the polls or Lena Dunham Pantsuit rap lame but it’s definitely embarrassing. It would have been lame if any fictional character had responded that way and not a thinly veiled Simpsons haven’t been good in over two decades insult.

So this is how the corporate wars begin? How long until we end up with Weyland-Yutani just left standing? I guess more appropriate would be something like Amazon-Nestle or whatever combo of the dozen or so mega corps that own everything you prefer.

Shame you probably put a lot of effort into an article I’ll never read because it’s a slideshow. 

slideshows cause cancer

Can someone just give me the list I’m not fucking around with a slideshow in 2020.

Fuck Slide Shows!!! Secondly let’s all laugh at New Mutants thinking it’s getting a theatrical release in August.

Can’t be worse than the movie. 

Huh that’s Fred Schneider from The B-52's singing the second theme. I also didn’t know that Margot Kidder replaced Whoopi as the voice of Gaia. 

Reminds me of how Capcom handled trying to explain why none of the non-Disney owned Marvel characters were in Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite. 

About the only thing positive about Quibi is that I hope some more popular service scoops up the Reno 911 revival after Quibi dies because I’d love to see it.

Only if horrible frame rate issues don’t bother you.

If it was a less popular Marvel character like Moon Knight it wouldn’t be as bad. Still terrible but at least it isn’t arguably Marvel’s biggest character.