Would anyone really be shocked if it turned out Lena Dunham made this up?

I would love to see the Venn diagram of Star Citizen and Elon Musk defenders. My guess is those two circles would nearly overlap. 

More of a #4 and Purple kinda guy. 

I like to imagine Quibi as a huge dying whale stuffed with $1.75 Billion and all the celebs are sharks taking quick bites, or quibis, off the whale and quickly swimming away. 

Love Billy Eichner but I had to stop following him on Twitter so I could keep loving him. Not that Billy is saying anything offensive on Twitter, just that he’s very much the kind of liberal the late great Phil Ochs sang about and I’m quite a bit to the left of that on the political spectrum. Still I love me some Billy…

With a name like HBO Max you’d think you’d be able to be able to watch the two good non-softcore porn Cinemax original series, The Knick and Banshee. 

Surprised EA is even bothering. They haven’t put any effort into an NHL game since like the PS2 era.

Watched a totally serviceable horror/comedy starring Danny McBride called Arizona that was about McMansions last weekend.

What if instead of Shark Week we have Shrek Week and they have Mike Tyson fight Shrek. 

That’s just good science.

Is there something about doing a talkshow during the day that turns you into a monster? I remember there were horror stories about Steve Harvey and Rosie O’Donnell too. 

Maybe I’m watching Twitch all wrong because I had no clue who this guy was until the E3 suspension. I just watch mostly retro streamers, guys doing weird/cool VHS editing, and streams from comedy podcasters I like.

One step closer to this:

Does weed count as an accessory? 

I’m shocked that people still care about The Daily Show or care what Hillary Clinton has to say. 

It looks like that show Pickle Rick and Friends

It looks like the Pickle Rick show

Reading about Quibi failing has been one of my few bright spots in such a shitty year. 

What compels these people who know they are going to be filmed to go on a racist tirades in public? 

They should name the next game Resident Evil sIX and really confuse people.