It’s those damn space pirates stealing stars again! I thought they were all locked away in space prison. Must have been a damn space prison break!

I assumed writing was on the wall when Doom Patrol was there from day one. 

Not a Stuber fan? LOL

Every action star must do at least one family movie that is nigh unwatchable. It’s one of those unwritten rules of Hollywood.

Wasn’t the presentation hosted by a creep from IGN that was recently outed? Between that and the Captain America statue tweet the marketing team for this game have been doing a bang up job.

I kinda burnt out on Adventure Time during the last season but damned if that trailer didn’t get me hyped for more BMO.

The ending was Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 but not good. 

Mixer was better than Twitch but I guess throwing a shitload of money at Ninja wasn’t the best way to advertise the service. 

What do you call a spin-off of a spin-off? Remember Daria was originally on Beavis & Butthead. 

I finally started paying for Shudder when they were offering year long memberships 1/2 off but there was about a 2 year or so period where I was abusing their very gracious free trial offers.

Bill Murray getting an absurdly large paycheck to phone it in so he can do whatever weird shit he wants? The guy who voiced Baloo in the 2016 remake of Jungle Book would never stoop so low. 

New BloodRayne but it’s based on the Uwe Boll movies. 

So is this show worth checking out? What I loved about the movie is that it never really slows down. Bong Joon-Ho set up the whole world in less than 15 minutes then it’s straight up action packed literal class warfare until the very end. 

I really hated Man of Steel. Like I would have walked out of the theater if I wasn’t with a friend who enjoyed the movie. So delay the sequel to the point that it would make more sense to do a reboot and start over again.

Disney has no problems suing inner city preschools for using their characters in a mural but seem to draw the line at cops stealing the logo of The Punisher, a character they also own.

Scott Adams got brain rot for living off discontinued and expired Dilberitos the last two decades.

They disappeared Josie and the Pussycats so casually I didn’t even notice. 

I love how they don’t have any Cinemax shit. Make all the jokes you want about softcore porn but The Knick and Banshee were really fun legit shows.

Definitely a Pixar movie I enjoy despite it’s problematic message.

I haven’t seen Hamilton but I always imagined it was like that Mr. Show sketch Rap the Musical. Especially when old white people were praising the hell out of it.