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Bart Crowe
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I was listening to a podcast this morning and Dr. Disrespect came up.  Did that dude really stream himself talking about his wife’s miscarriage in that ridiculous get up? I’ve seen his apology video for cheating on his wife and it’s hysterical.

I’ve been enjoying Blocked Party. I find it very satisflying.

You forgot to mention how weirdly Canadian it is.

Makes me wonder how many other “shovelware” games have cool little secrets like that. 

She kinda played Catwoman in Ingrid Goes West.

That sounds mean spirited even for a typical prank show. 

Anti-Vaxxers hate being called Anti-Vaxxers. Remember that dude that wrote the screenplay to Shrek compared being called an Anti-Vaxxer to a black person being called that word.  

Won’t his subscribers just go to other channels and subscribe? 

Maybe I need to go back and watch 3 again. You are all making a compelling argument.

How weird was it that David Cross is in the second movie despite being killed in the first movie? They don’t even make an off-handed joke that he looks like the dude working at the city morgue that Edgar killed.

God bless Sony they keep trying to make Men in Black sequels but failing every time. Someday they will get it right.  That cartoon was pretty cool though. 

I was kinda hoping for an Always Sunny game when Rob first came out. 

Can you use irradiated oil?

No sociopath has ever been able to wiggle their way through a “thorough” screening before.

The idea of a complete stranger entering my home and putting away groceries nearly gives me a panic attack. I’ll stick to going to the local Kroger’s after work or the Trader Joe’s if I feel fancy. 

I figured White Castle would be the first place to get busted. Everything there taste like grease and onions it’s hard to tell the difference between their Impossible sliders and regular ones. I guess one would have to be sober to tell if their Impossible Slider was actually meat but no one has ordered White Castle

When I went to see Avengers it was at an independently owned theater and they played the rather disturbing trailer in a packed house with quite a few kids in the seats. 

Chris Evans is secretly the third Krassenstein brother but they disowned him for being 6 feet tall and not a grifter.  Honestly Evans means well but Trump Twitter reply guys are lame and not even Captain America can be the exception to the rule.

Here’s hoping Kristen Wiig makes for a more interesting villain than David Thewlis. Don’t know if I can blame the guy because it seemed like an “oh shit we forgot to add a villain so let’s just get that dude from Fargo Season 3 and hope it all works out with CGI”. 

Mixed feeling about the final non-Disney X-Men movie. Yeah I know technically they still have New Mutants but if that ever comes out it will probably be dumped on Hulu or Disney Plus with little to no fanfare.