Have him somehow transformed into Jet Jaguar and not explain it at all. 

Tell me how to make Wendy’s Spicy Nuggets (RIP) because Chick-Fil-A is over hyped homophobic garbage food.

Personally I want a spin-off where Lauren Lapkus and Jake Johnson talk about Family Matters because that was the best scene in Jurassic World.

Athletic fat dudes are the best! 

The Dilbert dude is a little freak. Like he talks about busting nuts with the power of your mind and shit. Imagine if Jim Davis or the guy who does Blondie now were like that.

Glad Q: The Winged Serpent made your list. I always saw it as a cross between Rodan and The Pope of Greenwich Village.

Guillermo Del Toro made two incredible Hellboy movies that still hold up pretty damn well.

They don’t call him Diaper Don for nothin’

Hey Siri, what’s the least amount of wall I need to build so that MAGA CHUDs don’t think I grifted them?

Who is Han AKA the best Fast and Furious character? #Justice4Han

Vic Berger is a national treasure.

Something I like not being cancelled? I don’t know how to react that’s never happened before.

Who is staying up and watching late night talk shows anymore? Serious question. I just can’t imagine someone thinking “Oh boy! I wonder who is going to be on Kimmel/Colbert/Fallon/Conan/whoever tonight?” in this day and age. With the exception of Fallon and Corden, I don’t hate these guys but the concept of a late…

Dumb question: If you ran a Chick-fil-A franchise could you open it on Sunday? 

If you think a podcast is when you throw the pea pod while you’re shucking sweet peas. You just might be a redneck!  Man that Jeff Foxworthy is a family friendly hoot! You guys should do more articles about him. 

A woman whose entire fortune comes from tricking people into falling for a pyramid scheme is in charge of education. I guess that’s why Republicans love charter schools so much is because they can appreciate a good grift when they see one.

I once saw part of an episode and quickly decided this is not for me. Give it up to CBS and Chuck Lorre because they know what aging baby boomers living in middle America wants and they deliver it.

Pfft... Like these guys won’t end up Miller and Lorded. 

My first exposure to Tim Conway was as a guest star on “The New Scooby Doo Movies”. Dude was funny and always hilarious when he would pop up on various sitcoms.

Just let the work speak for itself don’t pull a J.K. Rowlings.