What Pokemon is best at thwarting home invaders?

The florist down the street had the same joke on their sign for the last two weeks. I think they did it better because it was concise and not sandwiched in the middle of SNL. 

Maybe it’s an urban legend but I had always heard that the Japanese version of Lickitung was a sex pun.

How is King Shark reading that book in the illustration? His eyestalks seem slightly bent but not to a degree that he could read a book in front of him. I would think that he has to hold the book up the side of his head or something.

After I left foster care and was struggling not to be homeless I was not above eating stranger’s leftover food when I was a busboy. As soon as I got my living situation under control I knocked that shit off right quick. 

Can’t wait for Ben to spin this so that he actually owned this guy with logic and reason or whatever that little alt-right manlet goes on about.

Wrestling is more mainstream than it has ever been since the Monday Night Wars. Yet WWE is just seemingly incapable of creating new fans while slowly bleeding away hardcore fans who have been around forever. I know I cancelled my subscription to the WWE Network when they announced they were going ahead with their…

Wrong Marge! I ruined two perfectly good tag teams.

Glad it is universally known that Bernie Mac was the best King of Comedy. 

Marvel and Star Wars stuff whatever but a Bob’s Burgers movie?  I am hyped AF!!!

His Seb Gorka is amazing!

Finally finished that big 10 hour Comedy Bang Bang podcast. Glad it was broken into segments so I could listen to my other podcast and jump right back in. Did Earwolf finally start paying the guests? I remember that was a hubbub a year or two ago and I was definitely team James Adomian on that issue.

I love how every Spider-Man movie has to work in the original cartoon theme. 

Do they show Zac Efron as Ted Bundy committing necrophilia? That Netflix Ted Bundy documentary skipped over how that monster would revisit his victims and defile their corpses until they became putrefied. Ted Bundy was an actual fucking monster with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

So are they grifters? I know they are a big hit with my Fox News watching stepmom and she’s pretty racist. I’d feel slightly better about the whole thing if they were fleecing the “they’re one of the good ones” crowd and not the genuine article.

Pounded in the Butt by Woody Allen’s Unwanted Memoir Pounded by Chuck Tingle

Could you imagine some artist now coming up with a song like Octopus’s Garden and not being laughed off stage?  

I heard the Obamas were working on an animated kids show called Fart Dog about a flatulent canine that gets into and out of predicaments by passing gas.

How retro! That is some classic 80's Reagan era nostalgia. 

Hardest I have laughed in what feels like years. So that means Netflix is cancelling it right?