He’s a crab dammit!

Woke up wondering why Comedy Bang Bang was five hours only to see that it was Part 2. I must admit I’ve been listening to the show on and off for the last couple of years based solely on the guests but it’s one of the earliest podcast I still listen to. Really excited to dig into all 10 hours. 

Just pee on the floor! Most modern theaters are sloped so the pee will just roll downhill and be someone else’s problems.

You don’t need a helmet and you don’t have to be sober either.  Surprised there aren’t more fatalities. 

Hulu’s new niche should be the home for wayward shows.

Hulu’s new niche should be the home for wayward shows.

Never forget this dude lost a primary to Michael Dukakis.  

Republicans are Nazis is a surprising statement from Jack Dorsey given his “centrist” views.

Just defecate into a manila envelope and send it in. Guaranteed to be funnier than the last decade of The Simpsons.

It’s going to get really weird when Big Tobacco transitions into Big Weed in several years.

Thank God she didn’t have any staplers to throw!

Col. Mustard fucks

What’s the deal with all these podcast? I notice whenever I try to do a Seinfeld impersonation it breaks down into Don Knotts. Do the cool kids still know who Don Knotts is or am I outing myself as an out of touch old fart in his thirties? I remember we used to have a VHS copy of The Incredible Mr. Limpet and I…

Does anyone remember those weird European Tom and Jerry shorts?  Not that far removed from Worker & Parasite from The Simpsons.

Justice for Han!

Yeah they might not be able to afford that slightly bigger yacht. 

Bernie is far far from perfect but he’s the best we got. Knowing the liberal elite hate his guts makes me want to vote for him even harder. Before anyone gives me shit I swallowed my pride and convictions to vote for Hillary last election. I’ll do the same again if they rig the system against Bernie again.  

The new hotness is E1. All about that chip dinner, son!

Did he though? I haven’t thought about Adam Carolla since he went alt-right and joined up with Dennis “rape your wife” Prager.

Cher finally reached the “please ignore racist outburst from elderly relative” phase of life.  Here is hoping Dolly Parton doesn’t reach that phase because it will break my heart.