My second job ever was as a dishwasher at a Hawaiian themed Hooters knock-off. Thankless and mind numbingly dull job but it beat my first job as a cashier at a K-Mart in rural Ohio.

Love this show! It’s like a bad sitcom with over the top gore and that combination somehow works.  Maybe if Big Bang Theory featured the Bazinga guy horrifically murdering and consuming people I would have enjoyed it.

Part of Fortnite competition is doing your favorite dance live while children pelt you with expired candy.

Trump could kill a baby live on television while shouting racial slurs and not face any consequences.

So the dream of the gun nut is a Red Dawn scenario where their stockpile of guns somehow fends off an invading army?

and nothing of value was lost

Hey it’s those people who are in every ad I see before watching a movie on Amazon Prime! You guys were great in the 30 seconds before First Reformed and You Were Never Really Here!

Teapot Dome Scandal in da house!!!

Now how does the PS4 dispense this Surge soda?  

Trump is a huge a piece of shit don’t get me wrong but he doesn’t have the body count of the Bush family...yet. 

Finding out Keanu Reeves is a genuinely nice guy makes the world seem slightly less shitty.

Just imagining that piece of shit Jeffrey Tambor yelling at Jessica Walter on the set of Arrested Development while the rest of the cast does nothing really spoiled the show for me. Didn’t help Season 4 was a complete trainwreck. I don’t even think I can go back and watch the good seasons of Arrested Development ever…

I think from now on I’m just going to post this quote when one of these late night guys really sticks it to that Trump fellow:

The only good Democrats are the ones that act like pre 9/11 slightly less racist Republicans.

The real first responders

Yeah but was he in a tag team with Tito Santana or had a match with Shawn Michaels where they refused to hit each other in the face?  

God bless the people that always bring up Cum Town every week.  Now excuse me I got to go get gay with my dad.

I bought a refurbished SE instead of getting a newer phone when we switched phone services and I haven’t been more happy.  That little thing feels solid and does everything I need it to.

The wrong Scott Walker died.

Don’t know much about Charles Martel but I do know about a Canadian wrestler named Rick “The Model” Martel. That jerk blinded Jake “The Snake” Roberts with his cologne atomizer.