I think we can all learn a lot from the GarfieldEats slogan: Love Me, Feed Me, Don’t Leave Me!

Democrats hate looking weak so they over compensate hence all the drone strikes under Obama.

They should revert all the CGI animation back to 1995 levels of quality. How dare shit look different 24 years later!!!

You got to be hopelessly optimistic to be a Browns fan I should know I’m a Bengals fan.

I haven’t thought about “Waiting for Superman” in awhile. What a horrible piece of propaganda that championed charter schools while in reality most of them are scams that steal money from public education.  

Can’t believe Bart is going to say the “N” word during a heated gaming moment on The Simpsons.

It’s a funny joke but they are still taking peoples money.  

That doesn’t even crack my top 100 worst-case scenarios.  My current top one is what if the next time I get a migraine headache it never goes away and it becomes my new normal.

That doesn’t even crack my top 100 worst-case scenarios.  My current top one is what if the next time I get a migraine headache it never goes away and it becomes my new normal.

I am imagining some kid saving up their allowance to put on one of those prepaid credit cards so they can give that money to someone like a Ninja. That is way sadder than a kid asking for fake currency to buy fake goods for a free to play game for their birthday or Christmas.

That episode was a trainwreck until my man Gene showed up.

I’m content with just having the Blue album and Pinkerton.  A lot of bands are lucky to have one album that’s solid but Weezer had two then they magically fell off the face of the Earth and were never heard from again.

It’s a real shame how criminally underrated Neil Marshall’s Doomsday is. Dude made a homage to Escape from New York and Mad Max with a female lead and no one gave it the time of day despite being a kick ass movie.

American Vandal was amazing so they cancelled it after two seasons.

Who else couldn’t bring themselves to watch the first part of Season 5 after that NYT article? 

Now that this spells the end of the Bryan Singer X-Men movies, just want to say they all sucked save for 2 and Future Past which were merely okay.  

He’s totally going to play for the XFL.

I like to pretend Terry Gilliam disappeared after Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and some asshole who looks like Terry but has awful opinions took his place. 

What is that goblin in the corner of that first picture?  It looks awful.

Let’s put landmines in the outfield and replace the players with robots and cyborgs like in that Neo Geo game Super Baseball 2020.  It’s coming up so why not?