Jesus. The excuse in Kansas is always Jesus.

Having lived in both, Walker's goal is definitely to turn Wisconsin into Kansas. Even now, WI is not quite so far gone, it has just fallen very far very fast.

Apparently "Where is the Green Sheep" is a fucking threat to these people.

Robert Reich is a good guy, though.

Said Ripley to the android bishop…

…AND METHODISTS!!!

We won't be listening to your poetry any time soon???

Monaco's entry in the Eurovision Song Contest?

Don't talk shit about pretzels.

F for Fake?

BLOODY YANK!

Reality-show-millionaire?

The man had a place in Royal Oak for a while too.

Windsor, Ontario?

Wagner was a pretty good musician…

Hold on a sec, gotta go put the wash in the dryer.

I hear you're being considered for a position in the new cabinet.

Matty told Hatty…

…I hate Anime Nazis!

Saw the article, sighed, said, "OK fine," clicked. Although that's what I do with everything online these days.