I always thought of Trump as George Wallace.

Believe the Autocrat. He means what he says.

Religion.

There goes my penis!

Fun Fact: Stephen Jones, who played Elvis' ghost, was married to Paula Jones of Bill Clinton sexual harassment fame.

Ah, bummer.

Why no Scott Asheton?

Still, Jose Feliciano ya got no complaints.

Never ignore ominous rumblings from the bee-hole!