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This is Frogmen all over again.

I’m assuming there will now be a cliffhanger in which we learn that Obi Wan is Rey’s mother. 

The use of a ‘crazed’ looking Pelosi picture is gender-charged and honestly something I would expect to see on Drudge or the Daily Mail. 

Computer?

Apparently God is siding with the Cardinals on this one.

This game was a thrilling trainwreck.

Dwight = x

Damn, the recent world horrors have made me forget the Cousins thing.

Fuck my gender.

If that wasn’t uppity, I don't know what is.

‘they ate the DJ' is an incredible band name.

Precious.

Battlehawks is the kind of name a nine year old uses for their Madden franchise.

So I guess Goodell was Becky?

‘When it’s August, and you get Woj’d and Shams’d in a two-hour period, you’re getting the Viking cruise to hell.’

Have you said to yourself, “Hey, I wish there was a city that had Dallas’s urban planning, but also drunken bachelorettes!”’

Sometimes in life, when Michael Jordan offers you $58 million dollars in a move that baffles all peers and observers, you really do gotta have to take that one.’

I think it's a baked good often dipped in borscht.

Two submissions mentioning Kool Aid were placed next to each other. Honestly, that's fantastic.

Unseasonably hot, I'd say.