Exhibit A in the devolution of TMNT appreciation in this country.

I've heard that the reason for the lips is so that motion captured facial animations will look more normal, specifically for purposes of speaking?

I thought of the Teti article too, but then I figured that he would probably agree with me that Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen can do pretty much whatever the hell they want.

Yeah, that's still bumming me out.

Yes, this really doesn't live up to the serious, hard-hitting news I expect from the AV Club on a Friday afternoon.

Superb Owl is for nerds. It's all about the Superb Hole this year.

I'm definitely not anti-intellectual. Just anti-bullshit.

So how's your senior thesis coming along then?

You mean just like you could've skipped over this article? Actually, you didn't even have to click on it.

So… you obviously didn't read the article then?

No, it's more like, "Proclaiming your apathy towards something that hundreds of millions of people are also apathetic about isn't interesting or unique."

Wow, 680 comments already. Small chance of this being seen by anyone.

Calling James Franco a shallot? Do we really need to resort to such slurs?

I agree that it's an unfair take on True Detective.

I love it so much that the Spanish language version of this film is called Yo, Frankenstein.

I know… let's try Cookie Dough Oreo-flavored Oreos.

That ain't shit!

Yeah, I agree completely.

Those CGI fairies look like garbage…

Josh Holloway is way, way too old for Eddie.