Those links between the article and the comments have always been there.

Obviously people care. I'm not literally asking.

I'll agree that saying "architected" sounds stupid, but again, who cares?

Who fucking cares about his English?

Teti ain't nobody's stunt double, bitch.

Calling this a shoestring budget is a bit of an understatement. If I recall correctly it was made for $7,000.

Nor could I predict that the, uh, previously schlubby Pratt would suddenly, ah, become so sculpted. That's… uh.. that's chaos theory.

re: that last line, it's actually illegal to show uncensored LaBeouf in Japan.

Well, it would be except for the swearing and random nudity when Arnold's fighting that dude and they go through the wall to the next hotel room over.

Vago has yet to find that right blend of cynicism and humor.

I assume this show gets better? Started watching season 1 with Christopher Eccleston and it's definitely… something.

This is definitely the wrong place for irony free enthusiasm. We're still in the mode where we have to pretend that the US remake is going to be stupid and pointless.

I mean… that still makes no sense.

BEADS?

I only saw like 20 minutes of the first movie.

They should break the fourth wall and just have Dale (Charlie's character) be Charlie.

I had duck eggs at a (real) Chinese restaurant when I was in Japan, and they looked green like that too. I don't think they were fermented, but I always just assumed that's what they looked like normally.

This is one of the funniest, most accurate things I've ever read.

Is this a joke? Fun action scenes?

We elected a black president. Twice!