Because they were much more attractive and successful than you?

Marie Antoinette was absolutely awful.  And I'm a fan of her other films.

I mostly just love the idea of a caption saying "DUN-DUN-DUN!!"

Ha! I haven't seen this in years, but I still remember that line.  It always made me very sad, despite what an asshole Anton is.

If Ender's Game turns out as well as Watchmen did, I would be thrilled.

"Can you remind me again what this tiara has to do with exposing artifice in our celebrity-obsessed society?"

That's how records work for sports teams.  Haven't you heard about the Patriots 2007 season when they went 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-0?

Have you posted these to the appropriate subreddits on reddit (r/breakingbad and r/thewire)?  I know it's generally a cesspool, but the subreddit crowds can be pretty OK, and it's a great place to get your work out there.

Sandy Rivers!

Ah, flashback humor.

Why would they change their name?  They already have an established brand… that would just be bad business.

Not sure why but I saw this wall of text and immediately new I had to read the whole thing.  Your writing is actually very natural.

May I recommend avoiding the internet until you've finished that book?  It's better that way.

Dark Tower is next on my list after I finish Infinite Jest.

Hyperion's great - that first book is hard to beat.  The others (Fall of Hyperion, Endymion, Rise of Endymion) are worth reading if you like the universe.

I'm still reading Infinite Jest too.  I've made some serious headway since I last posted about it - I'm just about halfway through.  It just gets better and better.

I've had them.  They aren't bad.

As long as it has Philip Seymour Hoffman, I'm in.

What a unique, enlightening viewpoint.

It's on FX… at least we know they'll say "shit" a lot.