I predict a similar change in Bieber's future.

Next we'll be hearing that you need to play each episode on one of 14 separate TVs simultaneously to get the full effect…

So you mean I'll be reading AV Club memes on reddit?  Not sure how I feel about that.

Honestly, I think they could replace the Tolerability Index with a feature that's just the Brett Ratner Big Butt Book picture, and people would be ecstatic.

Apparently the color comes from "Black Catechu, i.e. extracts from the heartwood of Burmese catechu acacia trees."

something something unicorns

I'm not going to lie, that sounds terrible, but also very intriguing.

My wife got into making cranberry-lime infused vodka… unfortunately none of the bottles she's given to friends or the one she made for us are ready to drink yet, so not sure how it will turn out.  Hard to imagine it will be anything but delicious though.

Hey, we're trying to be snarky here, and you're really killing the carefully cultivated vibe of condescension that we've got going here.

He will obviously cast himself as every part simultaneously, except for the villain, which will be played by every movie critic who ever picked on Lady in the Water.

Yeah, I don't understand these types of criticisms either, sometimes.

That is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

I tend to use that phrasing all the time in my own writing, which is probably why I noticed it.

@gizmochimp Unless that blogger guy was yelling out this article from the audience during one of Kennedy's standup routines, then it definitely was not in line with heckling.

Is this really a debate?

Honestly, though, may I suggest reading through your articles before publishing to avoid having the last 3 paragraphs begin with the exact same sentence structure?

But bro, the time travel doesn't even make sense.  I know this because the rules of time travel are very concrete and easy to delineate.

Elliott Smith - Christian Brothers

Yeah dude, Evil Dead totally ripped off Cabin in the Woods.

Yeah.