Oh I dunno. Eric Berry might have a claim. Dude beats cancer and gets lumped into the ‘beaters’ category. Seemed a bit uncalled for.

The racist bits are beyond shitty. And the DV jokes are lame. But let’s not throw too many stones from our glass house on the latter issue.

It’s sort of astounding at which the rate norms change. All of that stuff reminds me of old Deadspin comments

“...is that there’s not a whole lot of time for proper editorial vetting.”

to be fair, “Jon Gruden knows how to game plan against the Chiefs. Hit them early and often! Hit them while they’re down! Break their spirit! Oh, wait. That’s not Gruden’s game plan, that’s Tyreek Hill’s Guide to Parenting” reads like a comment on this very website. All it needs is a subtle mention of being a lawyer.

Then she jumped on a private jet to her photo shoot in Granada

lmao maybe be less fucking resentful of your own life sucking and stop displacing it weirdly on dudes who didn't even complain about this publicly. ass. 

This guy gets paid millions of dollars to generate hundreds of millions of dollars of revenue for his owners. In return he will live with medical issues and addictions that the NFL will do SFA to help him with.

I know this is a joke, but it’s probably because the guy who went to Alabama is actually good at footballing.

What kind of shitty job do you have where you have to wait until after work to Google shit? Are you a first responder or something?

Unlike the baseball, however, your wife’s seams are looser than ever.

“It’s a specific protection against getting convicted by the government of a crime without a fair trial.”

“I believe in due process.”

One day, that elusive perfect victim will emerge. Until then, congrats on making your snap judgment with none of the evidence in, something I’m sure you would *never* accuse someone siding with the victim of doing. 

tom Brady -made out with a young, male relative.

Ok only half of those things matter.

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Oh you’re referring to the year he had well known QB studs... (checks notes)... Andrew Walter(?) and Aaron Brooks throwing him passes? The year the Raiders went 2-14?

Moss actually held up his end of the bargain with the Raiders, and I’d argue the team was even more poorly run then than it is now.