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any Murakami is too much Murakami

Her affinity for butts is apt, considering how full of shit she is.

This entire thing strikes me as incredibly bizarre and not in a good way. I don't like this lady's buzzword feminism or her lack of boundaries.

Can I talk to you about DMT and deer meat? I’m gonna blow your fucking mind. 

Shaun King only cares about making himself rich and important. He purposefully ignores the hundreds of incidents where white people are killed by cops. He only cares about young murdered black girls as long as he thinks the murderer is white.

They reached out to the Astros for comment. What else are they supposed to do?

Nope, they work much harder than I ever have. It’s just that the money comes with some conditions, like talking to the media.

i dare you to make less sense

It’s a condition of the multi-million dollar salary, that’s why.

When a troll and a dickhead fight, everybody loses. (See: McGregor v Mayweather)

This is a very valid point you fat, selfish, hypocrite. 

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

The Defenechstration of Houston

Hey Verlander, you’ve made over $226 million to play baseball, I think you can deal with answering questions from someone you don’t like. Most of us regular people take a lot more crap for a lot less money.

Again. You don’t necessarily know this. There’s been a lot of sourcing from the NFL Twitter shills, but not a whole lot directly from the NFL... have you seen something from the NFL that says his helmet was legal? Everything I’ve seen says it wasn’t. There was a list of helmets that were/are accepted and not…

*translation* Thank God I am white

Can they just let him play without a helmet?

Mass transportation is a public resource: government-owned and subsidized by the taxpayer and not really expected to turn a profit.

No, they do that too. Having lived there, Russia is one of the most virulently racist places I’ve ever seen, including even for “lesser” gradations of white (especially literal Caucasians). If ethnic Russians use the n-word for Georgians and Armenians, do you really want to dig into the cesspit to find what they think…