Beautiful.

Everybody loves a happy ending.

Looks real pretty but real boring. Not pretty enough to make up for the boring, either

Worse.

"possibly some bitchy girl/guy she went to high school with who has been jealously following her career for 20 years"

"I cannot even with this. Look, local television viewers. Women have these things called breasts. With very few exceptions, clothing that you put on them will shape and conform to previously said breasts. DEAL WITH IT, OK?"

Ah, ready to wish death on the entire species but unwilling to bite the bullet yourself. What a surprise. Your ability to parse snark is as pitiful as your ability to reason, and your concern for the mentally unwell is as insincere as your concern for non-human life. I'll ask you to kindly get bent the next time you…

Correction: self-loathing humans are the worst.

I couldn't agree more. But competitive sports in America rarely place the beauty of exceptional prowess over the raging high accompanying a crushing victory over one's opponent. The abstract beauty of excellence is always present, but the spectacle is more concerned with dominance, and that prioritization plays a big…

Money talks, shit walks. Not surprising that the massive industries built around dominance sports in one of the harshest imperial nations in the modern world care not at all about victims in the periphery of their supremacy machine.

Oof...

You seem like more of a dick than an idiot. Anyway, craigslist furniture isn't to be trusted. I was certain this story was going to end with a chair leg giving out or a rusty bed-frame harpooning someone.

I known a couple guys on the sensitive side who relied on this technique to keep the party from ending too soon. It's effective in that sense, but it just kills the groove for the receptive partner.

C'mon, the dead horse is a way bigger deal. Or the fact that she's white. Anyway, the point is, we're all glad she got fired.

Hush with your reason, this is an OUTRAGE we're having here.

Honestly, I have no idea why I'm taking this so seriously. Clearly it's not important. Been a long week I guess?

No, it doesn't mean someone who makes music. Hell, that's essentially your entire argument, that Britney Spears, a pop star, can't actually sing/make music. Most of the world knows that pop stars aren't paid for their technical prowess. You can join us whenever you like.

Pop artists don't get paid to hit notes.

Britney Spears is a pop star, not a professional singer. If you can't parse the difference between those two job titles, I can't help you.