Nothing. Shit happens.

In related news, the FBI still can’t find any fucks for rational people to give about this story.

True-we start drinking at 4 or 5 because we drink to forget we live in Iowa

It appears that the problem is spreading across the world.

It’s like raaaaaaaeeeeeeaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn....

Ha - I’m all hepped up on cold medicine, so I can’t even be sure that was a typo.

So to recap: Entrenched companies don’t want the competition and will use the courts to maintain their monopolies and protect their profits. Any questions?

Why is it not also a DVR? They should have just bought Tivo and integrated a DVR into it. I would have bought it in a heartbeat. The last thing I need is another box to access Netflix on.

#BlackBallsMatter

Glitter mapping.

Amazon brought it on themselves when they compared it to Black Friday. Most people expect to get big ticket items during Black Friday, and so it’s fair to have assumed Prime Day would have been similar. It ended up being like Black Friday at Walgreen’s. Useful stuff, but not something that you’re going to get up early…

You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?

And then suddenly a 10 foot fruit fly is fucking him in the ass.

What you can’t see is the pile of failed attempts littering the Pizza Hut floor.

Rather... because it will not be abandoned even in spite of contradictory evidence.

As someone who knows WAY to much about Congressational ethics and gifts rules, they do not get expense accounts for clothes. It's not a permissible use of federal funds or campaign funds for a Senator.

Up to $44 now.

Up to $44 now.

This is such a gross comment. I applaud you on your work!

The toddler goes in the microwave so you can keep him/her warm. The cats are fine in the fridge; they have fur coats.