An Android phone will be sold at a Microsoft store?

Whet?

You turn into quite the little bitch when you’re hungry... have a snickers.

Perhaps a whole wall?

“I got my body slowly burned to a fragile husk of its former self by lava as I screamed in agony. Wanna know how much I hate lava? Not as much as I hate sand. That’s how much I hate sand.”

Everyday we stray farther from God’s light.

This needs many more stars

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

So you’re claiming the batteries, the mattress and the lube aren’t intended to be used together?

So you’re claiming the batteries, the mattress and the lube aren’t intended to be used together?

“...Still, having it enabled automatically when the home sensor fails—remember, the iPhone 7 no longer has a real button, just a sensor that looks like a button—is a new trick...”

OMG. Doctors can legit be so fucking dumb sometimes.

Pretty much this. Estes is smoking crack if he thinks Home is more aesthetically appealing and better-designed than the Echo.

It’s like raaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on your wedding day... ♫

I love the subtle suggestion to use Godzilla 👍

Pics or it didn’t happen.

No chance this article would exist if was an RNC hack.

So Wikileaks was cool when they’re taking down Bush and the Republicans, but when they do the same to Clinton and the Democrats they’ve hit rock bottom?

I don’t thing you grasp how corrupt the DNC and the Clintons are. Not everyone in the democratic party is, but the DNC, and the Clintons are extremely corrupt. The Clintons, Bushes, Romneys all need to be sent packing.

Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”