Perhaps a whole wall?

This needs many more stars

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

So you’re claiming the batteries, the mattress and the lube aren’t intended to be used together?

So you’re claiming the batteries, the mattress and the lube aren’t intended to be used together?

OMG. Doctors can legit be so fucking dumb sometimes.

Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”

“...what I do want is people who can actually explain the desire for a limited federal government and the freedom cost associated with a large government.” No explanation needed. It’s quite simple: “I want a functioning government with all the services but I don’t want to pay for it.” No complex society has ever…

Nothing. Shit happens.

In related news, the FBI still can’t find any fucks for rational people to give about this story.

True-we start drinking at 4 or 5 because we drink to forget we live in Iowa

It appears that the problem is spreading across the world.

Glitter mapping.

What you can’t see is the pile of failed attempts littering the Pizza Hut floor.

As someone who knows WAY to much about Congressational ethics and gifts rules, they do not get expense accounts for clothes. It's not a permissible use of federal funds or campaign funds for a Senator.

Up to $44 now.

Up to $44 now.

This is such a gross comment. I applaud you on your work!