They have a cafe there called The Tossed Salad.

She's a hip hop girl, been in some music videos and she was in some Smirnoff commercials, too. Professional muse. ;)

That universe doesn't exist. Because Mila Kunis is already the female American Psycho.

Not if there are multiple universes. In that case, we just happen to be in a universe where Kim Kardashian is the female American Psycho.

You cannot kill Hitler without destroying the universe because it creates a paradox.

Is this one of those "If you could go back in time and kill Hitler...." things?

Why can't men wear leggings??

Obligatory:

Hating avocado is not weird, it's sensible.

chelsea, it would've been so great if you left a piece of toilet paper dangling out of your crack.

Does anybody actually enjoy going shopping on Black Friday/Thanksgiving? If so, can you explain why? Every retail worker hates you with every fiber of their being.

It's going to look like a fucking baby. When it comes out, it will be covered in goo and ugly as sin. When they wipe it off, it will look instantly cuter, but relatively light hair, and probably a look of smug satisfaction that it will be at least 5'6" tall or taller when it grows up. It may also have a mole. Or be…

INGREDIENTS: Water, CO2, Bear Urine, GMO "Hops," GMO "Wheat," Methanol, Beaver Anal Gland Secretions (AKA "Natural Flavors"), Racism, Sexism, Misogyny, Political Repression Abroad, Carageenan

maybe they should remake Thelma and Louise together.

The way God intended.

I soak mine in a Bloody Mary.

HAHA TAN MOM!!! thats a great costume idea. Wait is that racist since im not white?

I suggested that my granddaughters go dressed as Tea Party members so they can denounce the socialism of giving away candy to everyone just because they showed up and demanding a free market Halloween solution that denies everyone any candy unless they already have candy, in which case they can keep it. Those without…

I can't give you citations to specific cases or anything, but I can tell you what the general principles are. The Quakers are pacifists, so the Supreme Court says we can't draft them into military service, as it would violate their right to exercise their religion freely. But Quakers still have to pay their income…