I’m trying to understand why I absolutely loathe stuff like this, but I simply can’t. I mean, I get it, complex characters. I get it, storytelling.

No, i’m not. I’m saying you are coming across as an asshole. Or troll. Or just in general NOT fun at parties. You are going after someone for no reason other than what appears to be your motive of making your point in the most assholy way you can find.

(shh, this is for you only) You’re coming across as the dick right now, not the other one. Just saying.

The problem isn’t that people don’t want to see serious movies, or “message” movies. That isn’t a problem, because it’s a fact. Who the fuck is going to spend limited money going to an insanely expensive movie theatre to sit through what is, for all intents and purposes, boring? The answer is assholes, probably.

This FUCKED UP MY WEEKEND> Not even going to read the article. The wife and I were looking for something to do this weekend, happen to live close to Des Moines. I have NO fucking idea if other places simply didn’t want to compete or what, but there is NOTHING going on of any interest this weekend, and I blame these…

It sucks. (And PS, thought this was posted before, and wrote it there as well).

It sucks. (And PS, thought this was posted before, and wrote it there as well).

Lowballed? Indeed.

Granted some more details are needed. At some point, someone made the mental leap that 42K was an okay amount. The thought gymnastics on that only lead to 2 possible scenarios: 1) It’s an antique worth a few hundred K and it needs some extreme care, or 2) Someone is mentally unstable enough to agree that is an okay…

You can VOTE.

Then you would miss the point. Ever tried to help a spouse in a hospital and make decisions for them? Need proof, either direct relation, or by marriage. Ever tried to collect life insurance from a spouse who died? Need proof you were married to collect. Employer benefits? Need proof.

You misspelled “What a great way to ruin a perfectly good, if not slave to physics, sci-fi movie. Thanks for making me now have to question everything instead of seeing a movie. I now have to reconcile my older brain understanding of motion, with my desire to relive that magical moment I first saw Star Wars back in…

A couple years ago, the wife and I decided to start eating healthy. For me, 115 lbs down so far. YES, it is more expensive, but at least for us, that was at the beginning. We went cold turkey and started on the next shopping trip. We got the same amount of healthy food as crap food. It took a couple months, but what…

Here’s a nifty trick the wife taught me: No nookie without tons of foreplay.

Did it say what was going to happen to redheads? The wife is one, and I should probably take out some life insurance or something. Is it going to happen soon?

Double Jeopardy was the worst movie ever made, with the worst actress currently working today. Why she is working is a complete mystery to me, I can only assume casting shenanigans.

Like a thin layer of lube, so to speak.

Oh boy. The people around me are fucked. I love black coffee, with celery dipped.

I’m polishing up my face pics, because I fit the exact same description. Except the tall part. And my hair isn’t that coiffed. Oh, and the awesome beard. Just need to take 6 weeks to get that right.

Wait for it. Already a PhotoShop battle on reddit.