I’m making popcorn.

Beef Wellington a few times this year. Surprisingly not complicated.

Sorry about that. Scary to a couple of 40 something year olds who were up until now completely oblivious to how much extra marital stuff is going on. Scary because we DID have aids and condoms drilled into our heads. For folks like us, born in the 70’s, grew up in the 80’s, sex was pretty much going to KILL you.

As a couple in their 40’s, our 1980’s aids crisis+condom brains were completely unaware that swinging was such a huge thing. It actually is, more than most people think, and really pretty scary how many people are actually fucking each other, instead of normal fucking people out of a used car fucking.

To be fair, I think “Did she watch him” is a fair one that isn’t answered here.

While I don’t disagree (don’t like bangs), it seems kind of pointless to not give some decent alternatives.

Pretty sure it isn’t the cut of the dress, so much as she doesn’t like panties, and likes to show off. The hand is certainly there to try to “cover” up the parts, but clearly not trying very hard.

I’m not sure who is actually dropping the equivalent of a month’s rent in Whole Foods for groceries, but I highly doubt they give a shit if the cheese was made in a prison, or just cut from Ted Cruz’s butt.

Well, to be fair, you can do it in one step by robbing a bank. I suppose that is me being lazy and looking for a shortcut though.

Well okay then. Bets on whether it is of the gay variety?

Actually, you can. Adopt a “No Morons” policy, and it will cover roughly 80% of the assholes. The other 20% are smart, they just think they are better than anyone else. They can also be safely discarded.

Elbow. Had to look it up.

So do some of my grades from High School. I believe it is safe to say I still have no clue, so will just be happily oblivious.

Well that’s sufficiently vague. But, out of morbid curiosity, which one?

Okay, please tell me that people are not tweeting while having sex. I mean, i’m sure they are, but I really would like to think they have something better going on. Quite frankly, i’m sure you will tell me it happens, and I will accept it. The thought of searching google for “using smartphone during sex” gives me the…

Wait, so a half hour of foreplay is too long? I need to have a chat with mrs showbiz, and have her read this article for backup.

You are exactly right. You have been spoon fed that Hillary is right and good.

Please. Your fawning over Hillary is sickening. And to your other point about women, I stuffed envelopes for Ferraro. I have exactly zero problem with the right candidate, woman or not. Hillary, even with your blathering apologies for her shortcomings, is NOT the right candidate.

Not hate. Personal preference. As I said, met her. She was a ruthless power hungry person then, and it clearly hasn’t changed. As I ALSO said, I would have voted for her, because I didn’t think liberals would get a decent candidate to run. That is no longer the case.

I have. And every time I hear her say anything, I trust her less. I was never a big fan of Hilldog, going back to the 80’s when I first met her. HOWEVER, I was prepared to vote for her as it seemed there would be zero competition, and I am a loyal dem. That all changed when Mr. Sanders entered the race, and I suddenly…