The internet’s got you, fam

LOOK AT ALL THESE SHAMELESS ASSHOLES WHO REFUSE TO ENTHUSIASTICALLY STATE THEIR VOTE FOR CLINTON WITHOUT QUALIFICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!11!

(also, I am sorry for being unnecessarily rude to you)

Holy shit! Never had a clue.

LOL, you have no idea how ironic your post is.

My very not hot take: If you wear it because it brings back good memories, do as you please. If you wear it as an excuse to be an arrogant prick, never.

Trying to shame ppl for not feeling great about any candidate is just as much of a privilege. It’s easy to vote Hillary over the other jokers on the ticket.

That’s not really a counterpoint, if the Trump Trade is to short the S&P and buy gold.

You can just feel the dog thinking “PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAY”

People around here think the Skins are going to win the Super Bowl because they went 8-8. This is a pretty accurate depiction.

The reason goats don’t have front upper teeth is because they start bar fights they can’t possibly win.

I think they should replace all nouns in the article with the word corn instead.

Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

It’s hard for penguins to say “it’s over”. They don’t have language.

This crew make Band Campers look like the Jugaloos.

I can’t believe the other penguins just stand around doing virtually nothing. I guess a few of them got their phones out and started filming, but that doesn’t really do anything about the immediate problem. It’s really sad, a sign that our society is going down the drain.

Penguins like all birds have a single lower external orifice called the cloaca. This is not a “pussy”.

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

The Pismo Beach disaster relief fund where I donated my winter snow skis and all of daddy’s caviar.