A race of supermodels that nobody wants to play games with.

This can’t be the first time these words have been said.

I love a good Tom Yum soup when I start to feel like death.

I’ll never understand Australian horse racing.

Lady: I’d like to order 27 cheeseburgers

Please tell me they have a reporter with a bad Chicago accent and his Press Pass stuck in the headband of his fedora.

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

he can’t read yet

Yep, and I’m really fucking tired of people telling me “but but but look at the other side.” NO. Stop. We cannot fix what’s going on if we are constantly saying “well at least we aren’t THAT.” I am so sick of that bullshit.

What she should have done was forward the information to Sanders’ campaign and tell CNN.

She sure “quits”plenty of jobs.

D-Nice, Tim O Thee, A A Ron, Ba la kay

+1 Marty McFly

“*Grabs cat*”

Five Guys give you fries like they’re angry with you and are mocking your need for extra calories. “You want fries? Here. Take your fucking fries.”

Finishing them also comes with plenty of shame.

What if you don’t feel like role playing as a gravely voiced douche bag?

In my pants.