Don’t you fucking tease me like that! I’m stuck in freaking San Antonio Texas and would gladly trade any 50 Whataburgers for just one Lotaburger in this god-forsaken hole.

If it took you five minutes to read that article, the three neurons you lost are the least of your worries.

Hot whiskey take coming

God, him and the boobs.
“What do you do in my body?”
“I touch your boobs in your bedroom. What do you do in mine?”
“I’m charming the pants off of the woman you work with. Pretty sure she’ll marry me in six months. BTW, she asked me to see a movie with her, a disaster film about a town being hit by an asteroid piece,…

I insist A) that Pluto is a planet, and B) that Uranus’s unfortunate name is canceled out by its cool sideways-ness and by how it is usually rendered in a sinister greenish color.

He wrote, oblivious of the irony

I think it looks more like a puma.

This show was ahead of its time. I wish it got more than 2 seasons.

LoL playoffs are next week. This week is the promotion tournament.

Correct! After you unlock him, you just have to go through and beat the game with him! All perfects with a super finish on every round in under 10 minutes. Easy stuff!

My God... Ethan Gach... Mondesanto!

Yeah okay EGM. You got me once before in the 90s. NOT THIS TIME!

Meh, the fact that his body doesn’t exist probably shouldn’t matter, given that it wasn’t his original body to begin with; he was cloned (first cloned? I gave up a long time ago) all the way back in the 1980s after he became a Brood host. (That’s why he was able to walk for a while; his cloned body obviously didn’t…

Not to be a snob, but [puts on snob hat, snob glasses, and snob coat and tie) blended scotches are for homeless people. I would gladly take one bottle of Talisker over five bottles of Johhnie Walker Blue. Nothing says “I’m rich, but I’m also clueless and have bad taste” than Blue.

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

2015/2016: Hollywood/Oscars so white!

Bayonetta Pachinko confirmed.