Anti-Chuck?

I feel like adding salmonella to your food is a bad idea...(/poor reading)

This is funny and unexpected. Not uncomfortable at all to me.

Sea Battle! I used to take out my brothers fleet with PT boats. And then he stopped playing with me...

Tim can now pursue some of his true life passions, such as:

Get back to work, Steve.

I laughed at the Rek’sai quote being included as a call for the objectification of women. Might want to look up the character model for her...

Big fan of the Jalpa. I’ve always thought of them somewhat as a parallel to the De Tomaso Pantera.

I love the Jalpa...dem fenders tho...

I know of this great writer named Sean. He writes really informative and interesting articles. He's really broadened my view on all forms of transportation.

Toyota can’t believe how much money you spent on that trip, do you know how much interest you could have gotten if you kept the amount in a tax free savings account?

Toyota never actually laughs just says “that’s funny”

Toyota goes to the game but leaves 5 minutes before it ends to beat the traffic.

Toyota goes to the all you can eat sushi place and orders a steak.

I’m drunk at an airport, though this was a Deadspin article. Thought there was a new commissioner in the NFL, got really confused. I hope I make my flight.

There shouldn’t be a poll, because there is only one right answer.

May I recommend:

Obligatory:

He-Man is not boring. She-Ra created feelings in me that I didn’t understand, but that show was kind of boring.