I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it

Exactly, get back to when small truck meant small truck.

"... the lousy tramp."

"I bet she's an icky Republican!"

Catanzaro: [Negotiates Log Grip]
Catanzaro: [Handles Salmon Ladder]
Catanzaro: [Scales Warped Wall]
Color Guy: Catanzaro is killing it so far. KILLING it!
Play-By-Play Guy: But here's where it gets tricky.
Catanzaro: [Jumps over Slow and Low]
Catanzaro: [Dodges Hawaiian Punch]
Catanzaro: [Finishes Chicken Fingers With Deadly…

Manuel Neuer: "If he dies, he dies."

Shot to the head,

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

I'd make #3 be "Stop being shitheads to new and casual fans, as well as people that just don't like soccer."

That was absolutely horrifying to watch. I kept waiting for it to be his hand.

I wonder which spectator won the $500.

Onazi: OHNOOHNOOHNO

I need oven mitts to handle this take

AS FOR YOU, TODD

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

"If he dies, he dies."

"So now Brooks is saddled with a catch-22 of sorts..."

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

I tried this at a Yankees game once, but found out that they don't let you bring your own bottles. And there was no way I was paying $12.00 for a bottle of breast milk inside.

She wins 1,000,000 internets.

You've Been Taking Pepper Balls To The Chest, When You Should Be Eating Them, by Albert Burneko