Ehhh. As hard as we try, we'll never ever ever top PEPPERMINT ROLLLLLLL.

You say that the car is so 80s, when it's actually very 70s. The Jalpa is actually a refreshed Silhouette, which Lambo premiered in '76 and sold until '79. Aesthetically speaking, it's the exact same body with engine intake scoops (the Silhouette lacked them), bigger fender flares, and different tail lights.

I'm not saying it's Liefield or anything; I'm just saying my knees really hurt if I bend them that way. ^_^

Textbook rugby tackles FTW. All tackling in football should be like this.

How do I anatomy?

The fact that they tagged both the dog and the infant made this an instant laugh for me.

WHY CAN'T I RECOMMEND THIS MORE THAN ONCE?!

8 already takes SO MUCH CRAP for not being 7, and now you've gotta dump on it, too?

This is precisely how I'd spec mine. Maybe a different colour.

Jem was cancelled in the middle of it's third season due to poor toy sales. In many ways, it was a wonder that it stayed on as long as it did. Hasbro wanted the Jem line to be SO distinctive from Mattel's Barbie that the Jem figures were quite a bit larger than the Barbie figures. As a result, parents would be…

DO THE LAWS OF PHYSICS CEASE TO EXIST ON YOUR STOVE?!?!?!

I AM DIAPHINA!

Were you reading SCC at the time when Project Miata got stolen? I was so sad about that.

I realize that this is going to out me as a Jem fan (it was serialized action and drama for kids in the 80s, okay?!), but even in 1986, I recognized this for the abomination that it was.

Moreover, it's in contention for the longest continually-used nameplate in the entire car world. The name was first used by Toyota in '55.

Actually, what this video proved for me is what many people have been saying for years: there's really nothing country about her singing. Her music is only "country" because she throws a banjo or a fiddle in with the regular mix. Swift isn't a country artist, she's a pop artist. At least Kenney Chesney still sounds…

SNL Nerds unite!

"Eleventy-billion...that's not even a number."

Basically, this:

Maybe it's just the angle of this photo, but...I'm just...eh...