This is a design element, NOT a useless grille.

Fucking precisely. Fake grilles are not there to make it look like the car is sucking up air, they’re there to create an interesting design.

There is still not a spec of rust on the thing.

It was driven regularly by her grandma (community center twice a week and grocery store whenever she needed). She just lives close to everything so it only got a few miles a day. City miles so she sat in traffic also.

My wife inherited a 95 Jeep Cherokee Sport back in 2008 that had about 40000 miles on it. Between then and when we finally gave up on it in 2012 she had put about another 30000 miles on it. That thing was the goddamn devil. Every single seal was leaking when she got it. I replaced them ALL in 2011 (rear main and all)…

What broke while you had it?

Well I went with my buddy about 6 months ago when he was shopping for a cheap, sporty roadster. He had three cars on his list:

Shit I was just getting over America reaching peak coffee. It’s too early for me to deal with peak stupid.

Oh god have you ever driven a Crossfire?

Oh yeah. I think the first time I bought something off Craigslist list was in like 2003 or 2004.

No, no. I deserve death. I was trying to “act responsible.”

Captain Mediocre would know.

What a goddamn good pop.

Cold...sweaty...KFC.

You can’t leave us hanging like that.

I wear my shame like a badge of (dis)honour.

The struggle is real.

I DD a Mazdaspeed 6! I’m halfway there!

More accurately it’s like actually ordering their filet mignon, beginning to chew on it, half swallowing it, then spitting it up and deciding you want a bowl of fucking Grape Nuts.

A good friend of mine inherited a mint condition, totally stock 97 240SX 5-speed with 170k on it.