The reader said “low maintenance.” The VWs obviously don’t come close to meeting that requirement.

How in the hell is Suzuki not making a damn triumphant return to the American market with awesome trucklettes like these?! Yeah the kei-car engine wouldn’t cut it here but I’m sure they have a bigger engine they can shoehorn in there. I mean they only need to be able to do 80mph. The SUV is absolutely dominating and…

Driving a slow car fast is always more fun than driving a fast car slow. As can be seen in this clip.

I must reply.

About two months ago, I successfully sold a set of fairly good take off tires from my Forester XT. What I hadn’t realized was that my company’s UPS account had been suspended because we had stopped online sales a few years back and weren’t really shipping any tires. I didn’t think this was a big deal so I just went to…

It is not jalop approved because it is, in technical terms, super-hella-mega-uber fuckin ugly.

Ah, yes. PT Cruiser Purple.

Oh my god. You absolutely win.

Agreed. There are few moments from my childhood I can remember as well as that feeling I got when I watched her die when I was 11 years old.

You know, I’m CA born and raised. But when I hear I can sell my 1800 sq ft manufactured home in Sunnyvale for $400k and buy a 3000 sq ft house on an acre for $300k, it sure as fuck sounds appealing.

I’m going out in the corvette. I’ll be back in time for supper. Unless, of course, I get fucked to death.

“18 inch wheels, added braces...”

Anyone who thinks these are reliable/serviceable engines has clearly never had to change the valve cover gasket, spark plugs, or throttle body assembly on one.

It’s just the same as any new technology throughout history.

Still on the wait list! We’ll give it a few more months.

My wife and I pre-ordered one the day it was revealed last year. We were hoping for some real style in the interior as we’re actually very happy with the way the exterior looks — a very stylish replacement for her 2012 Volt.

Be careful you might rally the troops.

My best friend’s dad has been fixing his... for the last 11 years.

Longest used =/= longest lasting.

Magneto would take one look at this and say “sorry I’ve got my hands full with Ferrari.”