I was driving to and from San Diego from the SF Bay (about 900 miles round trip) every other weekend so saving gas was a (admittedly stupid) priority at the time.

I fucking hate myself for not buying a white 300ZX Twin Turbo I test drove with only 80k on it for $6000 back in college (2005). I was shopping my options and had $6000 to spend. I ended up with a fucking salvage title 2005 Cavalier LS Sport 5-Speed because I wanted to save gas and have a brand new car (it had like…

Yes. The most goddamn broken series of games ever.

Piranha Bytes did the Gothic series.

Fuckin’ Doug.

Trust me I thoroughly enjoy the twisties which is why I have a set of track wheels and tires to take to the track when I can. I was just pointing out that taking corners at 10/10ths (or even 9/10ths) on public roads is downright dangerous 99.9% of the time — as well as almost always illegal.

Actually the NC Miata 6 speed I had as a loaner from the dealer twice was way the fuck more fun than the RX8.

I went from an 05 RX8 to an 06 Mazdaspeed 6 and I can tell you, first hand, this is not true.

This is exactly what I’ve done in the past. I’ve only ever needed to do it once in the past 10 years in the business. I’ve probably seen more than 10,000 cars through my shops in that time.

As a technician for two years, service writer for a year, service manager for 3 years, and store manager for two years, I can say that I’ve heard this bullshit many times by my employees (and before, co-workers).

Now these are real doughnuts.

Optima? Is that you?

Don’t forget to tip your waiters everyone. He’ll be here all night.

You fucking win.

Based upon what I hear from everywhere; nobody anywhere in any city, state, or country, knows how to drive.

Agreed. I’m normally not a fan of orange. Actually, I’m normally not a fan of anything that’s not blue.

I would take the fuck out of that truck in orange.

Good week for a vacay, Doug. I’ll be gone too (and out of the country to boot).

Hey, this video is fucking hilarious. I laughed a good hardy, ‘it’s Friday and I don’t give a fuck’ laugh at my desk thanks to this.

My best car sex story is the one about how I have NEVER HAD SEX IN A CAR BEFORE :(:(:(