These are hot garbage. They’re super tiny inside and, as others have said, very unreliable for a Toyota and get terrible MPG for how horridly underpowered they are.

Am I internetting correctly?

I beg to differ. I think the Challenger has a longer wheelbase which would make mudding more challenging.

As much as it pains me to say, I think even a Camaro gets better mileage than a Trooper!

Can you identify all the cars from their door handles?

I rented a Challenger for two days because my buddy is a manager at National Rent-A-Car and can get me whatever car I want for the economy price. The Challenger was better in everyway than the Camaro. More comfortable, better (though still not great) visibility, better fuel economy (averaged 30MPG over about 500 miles…

True. Because there are probably people that drive actual tanks.

I just hated the driving experience overall. It felt massive. Way bigger than my 06 Passat 2.0T I had at the time.

I hated the 2012 rental I had for 2 weeks while my car was in the shop. I mean it was decently quick with the V6 but god was it terrible to look out of. Like being down in a bomb shelter.

One of my dream cars was a Ford GT. It’s not the most beautiful car (though it is gorgeous) or the absolutely most capable (though it is a beast) but it’s just so damn unique and... it has that quality that make you just WANT it to be your dream car.

Haha well said.

Goddammit Shitsubishi, you used to be SO FUCKING HOT AND AWESOME!

As someone who had been in the auto industry for about 10 years and installed numerous dozens of stretched tires on teens’ civics and 240SXs I can assure you, none of these morons understand how dangerous it is.

These aren’t fake. They have a purpose: they’re resonated so they help tune the exhaust note.

The Ford Anal Suppository?

The Chevy but I like the way you think!

“Cars”

This is a fucking slip & fall waiting to happen.

I have a really douchey friend who gives me shit for driving a 2006 Mazdaspeed 6 with 125k miles on it when I could afford something far nicer.