The fine print is tough to read, but rather hilarious.

The Taurus feels incredibly tight inside for how incredibly enormous it is.

Or the fuel economy.

Definitely a precursor to the Aurora.

YOU CLEVER BITCH.

Here I made you a gif.

This car, while in pretty nice condition and being the more desirable of the 986 models, is prices about $1500 too high.

Yep. One is disabled the other is now a lead tech at a BMW shop. Bastard makes more than I did when I was his manager lol.

Well, work was pretty much a party every day.

I've been in the tire industry for just over 10 years. Actually I've never bought a set of tires whilst not working either in a tire shop or for a tire company.

Yeah because most people that work on race cars would never ever put something that low-profile on it. It would mean dramatically increasing the diameter and, thus, weight of the wheel.

Yes. But for this particular corporation a ~$800,000 settlement means paying cash vs. increasing our insurance premium.

HmmmmmmmmHMMMMMMMM

Why in the world would you take tires to be mounted at Midas?

I was managing the service department for a shop I shall not name.

I'd buy it just for that awesome carphone.

If this gets ALL THE STARS does that mean Tav is required to list it?

Say what you will, but I think this Maxima and the new Murano have the best C/D-pillars in the segment. I like what they’re doing with this bifurcation design.

Front end styling: 8/10

I truly like these a lot, and would consider owning one if it weren't for the Playskool interior.