It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

Andy Reid reaching into his pants to pull out his red challenge dildo

Gronk’s 69th Touchdown Party is starting a tad early.

If we ever get the penalties per game into the single digits, look out world!

Meanwhile, Jacksonville can’t even find a way to sack their own coach.

Harbaugh’s salary isn’t really 9 million; 4 million of that is an interest-free loan that went right to a life insurance premium that gets paid back when the policy is cashed - Michigan gets their 4 million back before anything else. It’s obviously a substantial benefit, and the interest-free aspect of it certainly…

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

You can tell how excited they are in Cleveland right now. It’s written all over their facials

While I’m a bit turned off by the blatant racism, I applaud their excessive use of glory holes.

“After 20 years of being told by our window-dressing partner that men hurting women is a bad thing, we finally realized that they meant a bad PR thing, and now we get it.”

The creepiest part of your story is that it wasn’t some tweaker looking for quick cash or stuff to pawn. It was someone who CUT THE GD PHONE LINES, which suggests something far more sinister.

The sick fuck really did like to eat fresh.

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

there is nothing immoral about deciding i’d rather not lend my car to a person awaiting trial for car theft. i don’t have to follow that rule, as an individual.

I mean, easily, right? It’s the opposite side of the same coin....

It would have been great if there was a loaf of French bread sticking out of the top of their bag of loot.

The same way we do with every other crime. Believing the victim enough to start an investigation is not a violation of the accused’s rights. If it was, nobody would ever go to jail for anything.

can anyone else hear the *brrriiing brrriiing* of their handlebar bicycle bells as they roll by?

Spitting on someone is rude as hell, but it’s not quite as rude as threatening to cut someone’s throat with a broken champagne glass and then grabbing a champagne glass.

“The reason I bring all this up,” Pitino says, “is those girls were hot enough to melt steel beams! Hooah!”