Well, that, and the rampant racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, and general assholery of all types.

They should have called it Hurricane Thanks Obama.

Counterpoint:

Please do not conflate the pedestrian red panda with tanuki, the majestic raccoon dog, or you might just end up being bludgeoned with some over-sized testicles!

Cumia was handed an extremely generous deal on the assault charges: if he finishes six months of outpatient rehab for alcoholism as well as a batterers’ intervention program, his charges will be reduced to harassment and his record will be wiped clean.

Hyun Soo Kym’s head snaps back and to the left.

I didn’t see one dick kicking highlight from those clips. Did Draymond not play or something?

In fairness when they yell “go back to your country” Toronto fans usually mean America.

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY!!!!!

this is what happens when you’re jerry sandusky’s kid

Goddamn this family.

When you have a Fitzpicktrick on your hands, all they have to do is trick him into saying his name backwards to make him return to his home in the 5th dimension until the end of the season.

SO FRUSTRATING. Because he’s otherwise a wonderful guy. And he always, always circles back to “I’m just worried about the future for my grandsons.” As thought Hillary is going to lock them all up, with no guns, and make them, I don’t know, take the communist pledge. I’m like, “Yeah, dad, me too. You know, since I’m…

“Who do you love?” “YOU, URBAN!” “And what would you do if I retired citing health problems but then took over the Texas job in 2017?” “WE’D KILL OURSELVES”

Notre Dame is worse. Some of their players think fake followers are real.

Suspicions were raised by obvious fake names included among Jim Harbaugh’s followers like “Jake Butt” and “Brady Hoke.”

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

“a mummified Peyton Manning”

no he’s not. I’m really sick of the homophobic notion that all anti-gay people are closeted. It takes the onus off of straight people’s bigotry and makes it so its all the queer people’s fault. Own it. This guy is straight, just like you, and like you, he’s an asshole.