Good for you for working on your mental, emotional & physical health. Internet high-five for doing the difficult work from a stranger.

Please forgive me, but if you were 348 lb, “nothing” is the very last thing I’d want to see you wear. Congrats on the loss.

In related news, the man for whom Williams was holding the weed got blown up in Philly last night. His house did not survive the blast.

Sure, marijuana abuse is 10 weeks, but if he’d said he was abusing Mary Jane, he’d have seen 2 or 3 weeks, tops.

When asked where Mr. Chicken was Williams replied he was across the road.

Fat white dude and I stridently disagree. I’ve rarely ever felt confident in my looks...except for some reason in suits.

Liberals are the only humans on this planet who use that logic, or make it up, to back an argument that exists only in their minds.

This fuckface is trying so hard to ruin 2004 for me.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

1993, actually. And it was created then in response to the closing of an older feminist bookstore. (Though I’m guessing there’s no backstory that would actually convince you their point is legitimate.)

But even if they were newer to the neighborhood, it doesn’t mean that they were referring specifically to their own…

This is an intensely stupid article, full of conclusoary statements without any perspective. Israel is very similar to the US in that is has a large population who sees no progress and has reacted with a violent anti-progress swing probably against its own long-term interests (like Trump). It sucks but we’re in no…

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

“SO I’M SITTIN’ THERE, DRINKIN’ THE BOYSENBERRY (CAUSE I HAD TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF THE COFFEE)...”

Thousands, even. Somewhere there’s a caveman men’s room with an inscription in the rock that says “for good time, call Amanda. She behind birch stump. Has good prices.”

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

No. Michelle is too good for us.

So let’s ruminate over the fact that, if we had just gotten our shit together, if the country was even marginally less racist and sexist and if the climate of American politics was even slightly less idiotic, we might have gotten a President Michelle Obama.

Sure he did, cry and promise not to tell anyone.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Definitely not Skittles, though...