We don’t eat cheesesteaks you fucking dipshit. Roast Pork or bust.

If you believe that to be true, then you’ve never had a Philly cheesesteak.

Maybe? Who could tell what Stallone was saying?

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.

All that bitching and not a single one about Lurie, whose brilliant plan it was to make Chip Kelly be GM? And by that I mean Kelly didn’t even want to be GM, but Lurie decided it’d be a good test or something?

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

Those non-gmo macaroni pictures aren’t cheap!

I hope attar arrives to the marathon wearing shorts and a sports and gives the finger to Saudi Arabia.

We'll be silentl in the background, continuing to learn about women daily.

She’s got the votes. It’s a question of whether or not she’ll survive... or they’ll accept the results.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Future Cardinal player

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

If Suh were an actual dolphin:

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

That’s not even really that hot a taek....I was hoping for something more around the lines of, I don’t know, something like “LeBron can never match the acting intensity that MJ brought to Sapce Jam, if LeBron even tries SJ2, it means he was never one of the greatest players ever”