Everybody knows that Princess Carolyn is blue and gold, duh.

May GM Jerry Jones live forever.

Princess Carolyn is a pink cat, not a purple one #FangirlNitpick

As an Eagles fan who probably won’t see a Super Bowl in this lifetime, watching Cowboys fans suffer in due to an inevitable collapse is my heroin. May GM Jerry Jones live forever.

Well, if he studied history, Shiloh would learn that fighting the men in blue is a losing battle.

Keo: Hello President.

Breeland better watch out - Snyder strikes me as someone who’d make a coat out of those puppies

I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.

To your the idea that zero athletes from >30 years ago could make it today, I have but two words: Bo Jackson

• I believe the defending NBA champs should wear championship belts to every game.
  

He’s made bolder claims:

This is very courageous of her to speak out. Good for her. If only Michigan’s defense were as strong.

A good friend of mine was given a day trip to Washington for his birthday to see the Redskins and Eagles play on Monday Night Football. This was in RFK, and he saw a bunch of Philadelphia fans grab the Chief and stuff him into a trashcan, feet over his head, on the mezzanine breezeway. No one tried to stop it. What a…

Because Milo told them to.

As a Michigan alum, holy shit I love that crazy bastard.

What a blast! All you staffers are really nice! (The ones I met, at least).

I actually don’t mind Paltrow either (*ducks*) but Hathaway just reminds me of a real-life theater nerd who just happens to be gorgeous. She doesn’t veil her enthusiasm or her ambition, and I think that can be off-putting to those who feel like women should keep things close to their chests. Nothing wrong with being…

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

They DID successfully create the new tradition of me getting home from work and realizing that the first semifinal had already been completed before 5:30 pst

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.