Saban is not benching his players because the first game is against USC, not one of the SEC’s typical non conference opponents, a FCS football program.

Of course he is. The Honorable Judge Cock Scrote was completely slammed.

The judge assigned to Draymond Green’s case is named Richard Ball. I am not making this up.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

The DA probably dropped the charges so they were still available to draft. Seems like a conflict of interest but a couple acquittals never stopped Jerry Jones before.

Someone send Ra’s Al Ghul to Happy Valley.

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

Welker appeared on Boston radio show Toucher and Rich

Catholic Church?

You know, we need more vague in our country, lots of great vague, we’re going to have the greatest vague and really vague the spirits of the Mexicans and the blacks. Vague even the gays. We’re going to have the best vague of any country in the country.

A witness claiming that they told Paterno about their own rape isn’t circumstantial evidence. Look if you want to claim that person is lying go for it, but don’t try to minimize what was actually stated.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

it’s a good reminder that memory is fallible and that the media loves pouncing on fun stories with little-to-no fact checking

I love Tim Duncan and am saddened at his retirement, so in the spirit of stirring up some shit for no reason: if you think Kobe Bryant was the best player of their generation, and not Timmy, you are a raving madman, wandering the desert shoveling peyote into his mouth, lost in the grip of his own feverish…

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

Amen.

Those are his Bad News Jeans

I totally underestimated Dana White. I thought his jeans would be bedazzled.

I think that makes you the pitcher, not the catcher.