Thank you! I just worry about ANY physical description. In my thesis script I described my main character (a man) as “looking like someone who was born to be a hero cop on the 11 o’clock news” and his girlfriend (who plays a pivotal role in the film as well and has agency!) as “tall and lean with the good-natured…

where are they registered? i’d like to send them a wedding gift and a note of hope and love.

ding ding ding!

She’s not totally wrong. Feminism IS about getting to choose who you want to be and to live exactly how you want. The problem is that you also don’t get to tell other people who they get to be/how to act/what they should do with their body.......

He does have a shit-eating grin

Secret Service agent “accidentally” shot him. It’s how the directions of the bullets make sense, why people smelled gunpowder, and why we will never know what actually happened.

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.

You alone? Perhaps. The City of Philadelphia and surrounding ‘burbs? Absolutely not!

Ugh, I get that she was an amusing storyteller, but I don’t understand how anyone could read that story about violent sex trafficking and a mentally ill-person self-harming and attempting suicide and come away entertained. The whole thing was pretty fucking disturbing.

Yep, that’s what I’m thinking too. They made a huge mistake letting him go I think, but their loss is my gain as a Michigan fan. Last Saturday’s ridiculousness aside, things are already looking up, pleated khakis and all.

I just walked 34 feet down the hallway at work, untouched. I think I can play RB for the Eagles.

Too bad you can’t beat the Giants, I’ll take our rings over yours any day.

Here are the two best reasons to forever hate the New England Patriots:

If I lose weight and stop exercising I might stop finding cheez-its in my bra when I’m being lazy on the sofa and so what am I going to do then, Constance?

Glad you feel comfortable assessing the nuanced mental health changes that come with brain damage from the comfort of your home. I don’t know Sharon Stone or her pre/post-injury issues, but as someone living with the effects of traumatic brain injury, it’s difficult for me to determine where regular mental health…

Remember, it’s always the parents’ choice. Their freedom to choose is tantamount. The government should never control that important right to the plans you have for your family. Your “family planning,” if you will.

Umm...nothing. I don't even wear a slightly uncomfortable shoe.

They haven’t paid for any abortions since 1977, dumbass.

DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

And really, what better team to lead the charge for bringing in new female NFL fans than the one who just drafted Jameis Winston and whose most famous defensive player is Warren Sapp?