Community is probably officially over, after being resuscitated by Yahoo for a sixth season. Joel McHale confirmed the show’s death in an interview with Metro Weekly. “You’re not going to be able to get Alison Brie or Gillian Jacobs at a normal television salary anymore,” he says. “There is just not enough money to be…

I would like to see this method used with all future interviews with Republican Presidential nominees.

Yeah, whatever. I think it’s time to stop worrying about that crap. I CAN be a bitch and I CAN be difficult. Big fucking deal. It’s part of a much more complex package that comes from being human. Time everyone just accepted this about the entire population and stop trying to avoid being labeled as such.

OH OKAY.

“What are you looking at?” she asks. Eyes up here asshole.

We’re all just dates, aren’t we? We only study and work to find our future husbands, right?

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

For pointing out the obvious similarities between one group of bigots advocating converting or killing people they don't like, and another group of bigots advocating converting or killing people they don't like? Oh shit...how could someone ever think the two had something in common!

"Juan Castillo was once our defensive coordinator"

I was nailed in the face with a wadded-up piece of pretzel with a rock inside.

right? Certainly not in Philly. We'll throw batteries but definitely not Sunday dinner.

An overview of my experience at Lincoln financial:

Lifelong Eagles fan here. I used to tell myself that the Negadelphia Eagle fan crap would end once Philly finally gets its long-awaited Super Bowl, but then I've watched as the white trash Eagle fans invaded previously-enjoyable Citizens Bank Park during the Phillies' recent glory years, turning on Jimmy Rollins, Ryan…

That first story is just unbelievable. Airlines let expectant mothers fly in their third trimester?

Drew - If I have to wait any longer for the Eagles one, I'm going to throw batteries at you and then drunkenly vomit on you.

I love me some Tim Kawakami sass.

Most of the graph is at least somewhat reasonable, but the Eagles' and Giants' placements make no sense. The Eagles have been consistently good as an actual team (should be on the left side of the x-axis) and should be no lower than 5th (Pats, Redskins, Cowboys, Raiders) on the douchebag scale, while the Giants…

Spencer:

True. I can't wait to hate Jimmy G in a couple years.