That photo of Gregg Williams looks like Gregg Williams took a screenshot of his Wii Mii, took it to his stylist/barber/whateverthefuck and said "Make me look like THIS."

Pictured: Chip Kelly teaches his players how to celebrate a Touchdown in the new Jags Stadium.

Not Pictured: Shahid Khan, giggling like a 4 year old, looks on with joy knowing he made football better.

Kelly: BELLY-FLOP CONTEST!! LET ME SEE YOUR BEST OFFENSIVE LINE!

Pictured: Chip Kelly coaching his defense on executing the swim move.

Andy Reid did that all the time. In fact, he used to do three shows a day, until that stupid Blackfish documentary made everyone all uppity about it.

So is it a bit of an oversimplification or a gross oversimplification? I just made a comment on a thread, I didn't write a paper, just an opinion. You might want to re-read it, like this part:

Houston has both the highest number of churches and strip clubs in the country. Even the hypocrisy is bigger here in Texas.

It's fun to subpoena the YMCA

Dude, nobody's allowed to treat anybody like that, ever. Who raised some of y'all?

Nick Denton: [Reads blueandorange93's comment]

I'm all about team unity, but really, another Texans stroke?

I've had it with these Brett Favre un-retirement rumors.

How disappointing is it that MJ can only play half-court these days?

What is it called again? Beer pong? Alright cool. 70 large straight up best out of 3?

Pretentious people are stupid that I'll agree. While i think people who don't live in the city are ignorant, uncultured country bumpkins who haven't experienced real life because they haven't lived in the greatest city in the world - nay, universe - I can respect that you enjoy your charming little version of what…

"I really just don't see why I'm the one being accused of bullying here," Incognito pleaded. "I mean, HE was the one who refused to stop hitting himself."

And then he went back to his job selling womens shoes, before driving his Dodge back home to see Peg and reminisce about the time he scored 4 touchdowns for Polk High.

You can't spell Stanford Cardinal without "stand for anal"