The lawyers do have a point about being able to dissolve other contractial obligations (e.g. marriage). This makes my inner contract/IP lawyer want to read up in the legalities invloved in all this.

The AVN Awards is a gathering of professionals who take pride in what they do and have every right to do so. Shaming porn stars, sex workers — anyone in the sex industry for that matter — is wrong and has no place here. And we can discuss Melania Trump without slut-shaming her; that is never appropriate. Thanks.

Yes

Spec Ops have been “glorified” in films for waaaaaay more than 5 years.

“Go watch the ‘93 Finals when John Paxson hit the shot,” James said. “Barkley and Jordan were laughing and joking with each other during one of the games while somebody’s shooting a free throw. In the Finals. But, oh, nobody were friends back then.”

Like Trump could understand a cogent argument. Apparently Angela Merkel had to try to explain the Geneva Convention to him over the weekend and was unsuccessful.

Sometimes I wonder what alternative universe I grew up in. When I was a kid, I always thought girls were smarter than boys. The girls in my classes always made better grades, were more studious and participated more in class. There were probably twice as many girls in my gifted program then boys.

If you’re not careful, management will send you down to the minors. No one wants to go to Barstool.

Not since Tilikum have we seen a bull so desperate for better vets.

RONDO: I’m a great teammate. I never would go to the media about my teammates.

“I remember when playing like Butt was a good thing.” - Jim Harbaugh

Like most versions, this one’s gonna have incest.

And at the end of Trump’s fourth year, she’s gonna yell “The Aristocrats!”

It’s Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner meets The Stepford Wives (the original one, not the shitty remake with Bette Midler). The Stepford Wives was horror, so I don’t even bother mentioning horror when I try to explain this movie since that would be redundant.

that means we paid for the all then we pay for it again with the taxes, oh my goodness this is now how this workds

Nah, I’m pretty sure the white folk who routinely claim “reverse racism” are the smug, predictable, and annoying commenters.

“If the reverse of this movie was made, I bet you snowflakes would be crying racism.”

Which, as anyone who understands how trade works (i.e. it’s a two way thing), will means the American People will ultimately pay in the form of higher prices of Mexican goods and decreased consumption of U.S. goods as Mexico (not to mention other countries) retaliates. It’s amazing how simplistic the Cheeto-in-Chief…

Credit where it’s due: that *was* a solid nerd-burn. I was picked on a lot when I was in primary school, but I was also an enthusiast of comedy; if I was teased especially well, it probably cheered me up more than any low-effort compliment would have. It certainly caused less confusion.

(S)Hero.